Hi, this is Ned. When I was 20, I had an affair with my film professor, who was twice my age at 46. Over the course of the three-year relationship, she showered me with praise and gifts, and I realized she was a right-wing conspiracy theorist, a practicing witch, and functionally bankrupt. Come find out about the many close calls we had hiding our affair from faculty at the school, as well as the twists and turns (bleh I can't believe I just wrote 'twist and turns' I feel like a CVS novelist) our relationship took (cheating, accusations, betrayals, going bankrupt, witchcraft, high stakes parkour, etc.)
