• 07/04/2018
    3:00 - 4:00PM
    Haute Dog Championship

    Q.E.D. - A Place to Show & Tell

  • This isn't a "scholarship competition" and we don't even want World Peace (I mean, we do, of course). But mainly- We Want Haute Dogs! That's right, QED is hosting the 1st Annual Haute Dog Competition! Talent! Interview! And HELLS YEAH- SWIMSUITS! Join us as we crown Astoria's Hautest Dog! With four legged competitors from all over Astoria and even... Manhattan- our smokin' canines will give you PAWS! Make no bones about it- there will be vaseline on the teeth, cooking spray on those bikini bottoms and double stick tape on the cleavage! There's only room for one Grand Supreme and you won't want to miss who takes home the crown! With celebrity judges- Grizwold & Billy Finnegan-Crews and Ripley Wehrung on hand to do double duty as hosts- this is one Haute Dog Competition you will want to 
    eat all of  in one bite without even wetting the buns! 
    While this is competition is for Haute Dogs- it is for HOOMANS to attend! And it is FREE! 
    But if you are a dog owner and you have some gently used toys/leashes/collars/supplies to donate, we will be collecting them for local rescue, Friends With Four Paws! Ripley is a favorite FWFP foster sister and Grizwold an failed foster brother... but only because his foster brother from FWFP became his forever brother, Billy! 
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