{"product_id":"half-hour-hard-launch","title":"Half Hour Hard Launch","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 1rem;\"\u003eTwo little guys(?) each perform a half hour of their best jokes. And maybe they fight to the death, or kiss???\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e*Lineups subject to change\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003eNOTE: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s4\"\u003eTo purchase tickets you will need to affirm that you have read and agree to the \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/qed-astoria.myshopify.com\/pages\/qed-policies\"\u003eQED ticketing policies.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Event","offers":[{"title":"General Admission","offer_id":54391899488469,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0584\/5561\/files\/Screenshot_2026-07-29_at_12.06.49_PM.jpg?v=1785409274","url":"https:\/\/qedastoria.com\/products\/half-hour-hard-launch","provider":"Q.E.D. Astoria","version":"1.0","type":"link"}