Lux Alptraum is a writer, sex educator, comedian, and consultant, and the host of The Wonderful World of Boning at Union Hall. She spent four years teaching teenagers how to not get pregnant, and six years teaching adults how to find good porn. Her favorite word  is boner.

Joe Garden
was a writer and features editor at The Onion for 19 years, has co-written three books with his writing group Action 5, and can be seen putting Costco down in the movie Big Fan. He does not truly feel that way about Costco.