Jake Hart yells about his wasted life wherever he's allowed. He runs the weekly storytelling mic "The Dump!" every Wednesday from 8-10pm at The Creek & the Cave in L.I.C., & co-hosts "ASS: Antagonist Storytelling Series" where NYC's best comics tell about the worst shit they've done on purpose with Nick Padilla every 4th Monday at Over The Eight Bar in Williamsburg at 7pm. He also has a web series based on The Dump! premiering in February. He's been featured on "RISK!", "Nights Of Our Lives", "Sideshow Goshko, "TALE", & "Whatever Happened to the Nerds?". Jake doesn't care for your dog nor your baby.