Ian Goldstein is a writer/performer based in Brooklyn. When he's not wandering the streets for doughnuts he is producing and hosting comedy shows, sometimes about doughnuts. He grew up on Long Island. Since childhood he has been reluctantly embracing the previous sentence as a fact.

Ian's writing can be seen on websites including NYMagazine, EW, Vulture, and Splitsider. You can catch him co-hosting a monthly comedy show at Pete's Candy Store called "Quitters" alongside comedian Sam Corbin.